COLOGNE — The American Apology Tour | English Stand-Up Comedy

New country. New culture. New dog. Same confused American.

Sold out in Cologne in January — back by demand, one night only. Sold out across five countries: Germany, Denmark, Austria, Switzerland and Luxembourg.

Thu 22 Oct · Doors 19:30 · From 15€ going up to 28€ at the door

Note for January's audience: this is the same show that sold out at Theatercafe Filmdose — back for everyone who couldn't get a ticket. New material coming in 2027.

I know it's a risk to see a comedian you don't know.

So here's what the people who took that chance said:

"I was cracking up the entire time. If this tour is your way of apologizing, apology fully accepted."
— Maria, Frankfurt

"Two full hours of nonstop laughter and amazing vibes."
— Yepakh, Dresden

"Highly recommend to US expats, Germans, or honestly anyone who has ever tried to navigate cultural differences without losing their mind."
— Lukas, Berlin

"The price was surprisingly low. I would have paid more."
— Andreia, Luxembourg

Sold-out shows so far in Cologne, Frankfurt, Dresden, Nuremberg and Heidelberg.

From a small town in America to a Berlin apartment with a German wife and a very needy dog, this is a personal, punchy show about getting lost — literally and emotionally — in a new country. No German, no volume control, no national pride.

Pat Moore digs into the strange, funny and occasionally humiliating business of being an American trying to adapt to life in Germany. Cross-cultural relationships. Bureaucracy. The textile-free wellness centre. Dog-related trauma.

It's for anyone who's ever moved abroad, dated across cultures, or wanted a personal apology from an American.

📅 Thursday 22 October 2026

Doors 19:30 · Show 20:00 · Around two hours of comedy including a short break · Finished by 22:00
Seating is first come, first served — arrive early for the good seats

📍 Theatercafe Filmdose, Zülpicher Str. 39, 50674 Köln Full Bar will be available the whole night. Performed entirely in English.